Happy Birthday, Curmudgeon! You’re fifty years old today. How does one properly celebrate such an important milestone in the illustrious lifetime of a sexy young thing like you? Well, first of all, I will continue to tolerate your flagrant copyright infringements withoot unleashing the unmitigated fury of my overpaid legal team upon your pop-cultural appropriating ass. But more importantly, after reading the first few chapters of your reunion story, I’ve decided that not only will I appear in the series, I intend to bankroll the entire production and even let you crash at my pad in Vancouver while it’s filming!
Holy shit, you’re a dumbass. See you in court.