The Credits!

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Phew! That was one hell of a ride, wasn’t it, Kids?

At the conclusion of this magnum opus, it occurs to me that I am a 50 year old man who spent the better part of the last four months channeling his inner Tina Belcher, though I doubt I could ever match the sheer titillation of her criminally misunderstood erotic fan fiction.

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And since you’ve come this far, why not stick around for the credits, eh? If you read all the way to the end, you might just be pleasantly surprised. You might also be in serious need of a social life, but who am I to judge?

Some Douchebag’s Miniseries

Starring God’s Perfect Idiot

A Few Hot Chicks

A Moody Teen

More Gratuitous Cameos Than I Can Count

Produced by:
Asshats

Written by:
The Real Hero Here

Directed by:
An Overpaid Tool

The Cast

Dylan Blackwell……….Christopher Martin

Ashley Walker……….Laura Harris

Matt Walker……….Todd Talbot

Chris McDonald……….Andrew Baskin

Roxane Lee……….Roxane Alexander

Brooke Morgan-Hoffman……….Robyn Ross

Courtney Simpson……….Sarah Nakatsuka (Douglas)

Bill Simpson……….Ryan Reynolds Hugh Jackman

Arseman Harrell……….Arseman Yohannes

Jake Deosdade……….Ken Angel

Stacy Collins……….Lisa Warner

Janice Patel……….Rekha Shah

Theresa Morgan-Reid……….Janine Cox

Kelly Lavoie……….Enuka Okuma

Jerry Dalla-Vecchia……….Randy Dalla-Vecchia

Tabitha Hoffman……….Cree Cicchino

Elliot Hoffman……….Chris Parnell

Isabelle Simpson……….Blake Lively

Valerie Lavoie……….Lisa Bonet

Nia Lavoie……….A Baby with Shitty Parents

Sister Regina……….Kristin Schaal

Craig……….Kevin Connolly

Leslie……….Aubrey Plaza

Olaf Koskinen……….Aubrey Nealon

Anna Koskinen……….Emily Ratajkowski

Barbara……….Miranda Cosgrove

Tony……….Jed Carpenter

Ben……….Bill Burr

Marjorie……….Allison Janney

Judge……….Ryan Stiles

James……….Patton Oswalt

Cindy……….Ahnee Boyce

John……….John Boyd

Marvel……….Marvel

Merci Beaucoup: David Makowski, Suzanne Craig-Whytock, Dave Cline, Tom C., and of course, Randy Dalla-Vecchia and Robyn Ross.

Thanks for reading!

 

 

 

 

 

                                                                                

 

 

 

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11 thoughts on “The Credits!”

  2. Fantastic! I’m still way behind but life will eventually settle into a moderate lull with the house refi behind me, the new car search almost behind me, and the forthcoming complete economic crash via covid-19 and our inept government’s inability to cope with it. Soon I’ll read every line of this masterpiece … twice!

    P.S. Marvel thanks you for the credit!

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    1. Thanks, Pablo! Of course, the entire site is an evisceration of that show, the only exceptions to that are the interview with Robyn Ross, one of the show’s main cast members, and the reunion story. I envisioned it as a miniseries and tried to actually make it as good and compelling as possible considering the source material and a desire to keep the characters true to their natures from the original show. Quite a challenge, but a fun one. Thanks so much for reposting some of my writing of yore and for your incredibly gracious compliments. From a writer as talented and unique as you, it really means a lot.

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  5. It’s been difficult for me to focus on this series because I’m not familiar with the show. And it’s very different from your earlier political and social satire. The writing is just as witty and engaging. It’s the subject. I’m sorry I hadn’t followed it earlier. I reposted my piece today this time linking to your page. I had a lot of views yesterday. Hopefully more people will see this and get a chance to enjoy your work. We’ll see.

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